A little bit ‘Toey’!

I have exceptionally long toes. The 1st  and (Thanks Ernie) 2nd and 3rd are longer than the first.

Batfink, Big Foot (Size 12US or 11.5AUS) Sasquatch and ‘ET fingers 4 toes’ are common terms of admiration kicked about when it comes to my feetuses.

*charming blank stare*

I harbor no personal distress over this, as my feet really are beautiful.

Well cared for, manicured, loofered & exfoliated on a regular basis, even my freckle looks appealing. They are also long, slender & have high arches. Vain much?

It’s a blessing how helpful people provide me with theories about why my 2nd & 3rd toe race ahead of my 1st. Like a duo of greyhounds jumping the start gun at a race.

Like a duo of greyhounds jumping the start gun at a race.

Yesterday I heard I could be thankful to my Celtic and/or Greek ancestry. (I’m not sure I’ve got any, as I don’t know much about that)

Prior to that, I’d also heard;

I’m a royal descendant,

My mother ate too many Brussel Sprouts while I was in the womb,

and my personal favorite – having a 2nd and 3rd toe longer than my first does in fact make me exceptionally more intelligent than 87.3% of the worlds population.

My visit to the Day Spa…

Legs in the air trying to get a good angle that wont show I haven’t shaved my legs in about 10 days

Not trying to hide the fact I haven’t shaved my legs in more than 10 days

Letting the world know I love Wallace and Gromit

and

Thanks Patrick, for being the only person that year who actually got me something I wanted for my birthday – these slippers. (He shipped them from the UK)