Fast Service Post
Created to provide a place for OM to march, chant and make other unreasonable demands.
Of course, feel free to follow his example.
All comments in this blog will be responded to more efficiently than the fast track line in an Irish Bar.
If you want food:
And drinks….
And if your fork is dirty….
First this:
It starts off like this:
Then is made into this: (Kangaroo steak and Parsnip & Pear Mash)
And then to help you swallow it and emotionally recover, you can have some more of these:
Raw Roo Kebabs. (weirdo):
A comfy space to put your feet up WilderSoul? Certainly:
Bieber? *Blank Stares* Ofcourse, I can help with that:
Kangaroo’s, 29th July 2013 ( OM’s Request) – Could possibly need an intervention…
Goldfish, 29th July 2013 ( OM’s Request)
Mermaids, 29th July 2013 ( OM’s Request)
Beer Looking Apple Juice….
Providing some BIEBER Recovery
Of course, that’s probably not going to be enough, sooo….
All suffering compensation claims resulting from cruel and unusual punishment should be forwarded to:
Thank you.
Easier to just come here to listen to my Bieb…
Lol, don’t want to get caught with the biebs in your YouTube history?
Maybe… stop calling me out yo.
😛 lol Go get some sleep! I saw you did a 12 hour round road trip on 24 hours #NUTS!
Yea that was pretty crazy.
*nods* Post some of your pictures on Twitter eh! (quicker for me to access than WordPress)
Tomorrow. 🙂 Night!
#CantWait
How can you possibly have that piece of kangaroo on your plate? That’s so barbarian of you! lol
LOL – Yes, well, ummm errrr.. It is Mr Opinions… He’s over there *points off in to the blogosphere distance*
lol
*grabs a chicken leg and runs*
*gasps* Wha…….!!?! *stares after you racing off with a fist full of chicken leg*
*calls out* I’m calling the police!
Also… I cooked that chicken and if you eat it you could end up in the emergency room!
#CreatorofXFiles
Done did… uh oh. How are things? 🙂
#Awesomoungus Though I’m feeling frustrated that my witty (occasionally try hard) and sometimes intentionally goading comments on the OM page are not being responded to (by you anyway) 😛
I should really add this music to my site. 🙂
I might include it in my guest post if I get around to writing one.
Oh please do! lol
#Disturbed
Hey Miss Lou! Hope you’re doing well. I just love your contagious happiness. -J 🙂
I am doing wonderfully, Johnny. Just very busy 🙂 Thanks for your kind words 🙂
I wonder if you would also love my anxiety driven rants about messy house on clean up day too? lol
Miss Lou
x
Yeah, you could could probably make it funny. 🙂
WOOT!!!!!!!!!
Eh? *jumps* I’ve been working 9 out of the last 10 days!
On the upside, I got the beans and the bacon. It will possibly happen tomorrow. Promise… (Possibly) lol
LoL, well I hope they turn out ok for you. Have a good weekend Lou. 🙂
I’ll take pictures!!
Hi Lou , l enjoyed your post.Thank you for following my weblog,wishing you all the best.jalal
Everytime I hear the music I look behind me to make sure some dude isn’t about to put ‘the move’ on me…
Lol, would you like me to change it? Any suggestions?
Actually, I like Sade, but as I said, where is the recipe? This music makes me hungry…
Nah it is fine. lol
I was hoping you would say something like ‘Girls Just wanna have fun’. I’m getting bored of it myself and needed a reason to hold you responsible. 😀
I will allow Bieber.
Unfunny *triple quadripple, hundredupple blank stares*
Bieber is it *Bursts into tears*
Geez, I’m awesome.
lol
*wails*
😉
Oh, the humanity… can some nice person please be so kind as to pass me an ice pick so I can jiggle it around in my ear canal rather than listen to this Bieber horror?
BWAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH! I cannot believe it took me this long to see this comment!
*races off, grabs an Ice Pack for your bleeding ears and sprints back throwing it towards your almost bends suffering body to provide some relief from the Bieber opera*
Also – all compo claims as a result of this debacle should be forwarded to: http://aopinionatedman.com/
Thank you.
Now I’m really confused.
You showed us some kangaroos, then how you can cook them and eat them, then how you can enjoy digesting the meal afterwards, but then you tease us with pictures of Sade, the goldfish and mermaids…
So I’m wondering, how do you cook Sade, the goldfish and the mermaids?
Or do you have such gastronomic posts waiting in the wings as it were?
LOL, you sir, need to read through the comments to be clued in…
How have you been?
I have been fine. I’ll not say ‘fine and dandy’ as that has implications I’d rather not make.
Between class prep, hobbling on my hideously bloated left ankle and generally surviving, I’ve been having oodles of fun working on a short horror piece featuring a rather unimpressed dead cat.
You know, the usual.
*giggling* Sounds like life is keeping you on yer toes, despite having a fat ankle!
I imagine that cat wasn’t even unimpressed if it was dead!
As to the unimpressed dead cat, it died with an unimpressed look upon its face. That happens when one is mangled in a washing machine… I think I would be unimpressed as well. Perhaps we should start a poll! Q: Would being mangled inside a washing machine impress you?
LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!! I’ll leave the mangled washing machine circumstance poll to you! lol… Poll Daddy is relatively easy to use, promise!. I will definitely vote if you post on it 😀
Miss Lou
x
Poll Daddy loves mangled cat surveys! I’ll have to try it! As soon as I’ve cleared a few tasks out of my way, I’ll keep you posted! 🙂
Have you done this cat survey business yet or what?
*races to your page to see*
No, not yet. A wee little heart attack and quintuple bypass got in the way.
Yes, I know, excuses, excuses…
Will do so as soon as recovered.
Cheers!
eh?! Oh MY goodness!!
*races over to check out your blog*
Yeeahhhh…. that’s what I call a lounge. Plenny sociable!! I’m there right in front of the roaring fire! Nice music….. Is that still Sade?
No ‘side dishes’ on the menu I notice 😉
lol.. Side dishes… *giggling* I might have a hunt for some crocodile spring rolls eh!
Yes Still Sade!
Hmm crocodile… I haven’t tried that yet. Is that Mick Dundee I see slipping out the back with a croc lassoo!?
lol! I am not getting the best picture in my mind when I consider Mick Dundee, at his current age, hunting the diles for my spring rolls!
He doesn’t look a day older…. I always have had trouble discerning age… How’s things?
I didn’t finish working until 7am this morning, so slept a fair bit of today away, now have some spare time for about 30 minutes to play in my blog, until… dinner and homework time.. YAY!…
All in all wonderful spirits. How about you?
Not such wonderful spirits… which was fixed a bit by sitting here listening to Sade! 😉
Oh?! *huggles you* I’m sorry to hear that!
Oops – belatedly received huggles! Must have been that warm hearth and sooth-my-soul music, sent me off to sleep! I will come back some day in a better state! 🙂
😉
First off, you are gorgeous! Second, I love the embedded mood music.
Thanks for dropping by and the lovely comments 🙂 I love Sade too!
Miss Lou
x
What beer you got… ^_^
LOL. Apologies for the slack service. I have been away .. *coughs coughs* again! Gotta love those mini vacations eh!
An alternative to beer might be Apple Juice , Yeah?
Um…
*blank stare*
*beaming smiles* I knew you’d have a try! Let me know how it goes!
Not juice, cider. Some nicely sozzling apple cider! *DROOLS*
ohh, I don’t think I have ever had Cider! lol my apologies for the delayed reaction on this so called Fast Service Post.
I figure I am about to start getting consumer complaints.. lol
I’m waiting for OM to come in here and start stomping his feetuses. I owe him a green been and bacon cook up blog!
*Races off and hides*
Kangaroos goldfish and mermaids!
Really?
Of course! 🙂 Been busy? How’s life?
*Opens the Kangaroo Pen, Passes you Gilbert the Goldfish and puts on ‘The Little Mermaid’*
Yes, very. Wonderful. I have another mini vacation starting Thursday. YAY!
I’ll have a couple of those martinis just to set me up for packing to go away for several months. And then two more to have while the moving men are here and oh yes, perhaps just one for the road. Love your blog and thanks for dropping by mine. Coming back for more once I get over my martini induced haze/headache/hangover. Love the music very soothing – may have a little lie down now.
*hands martinis over to Judith* I hope you have a wonderful trip!
Miss Lou
x
[angrily rearranges furniture]
You can’t do that!! If you look at the beautiful lounge space I provided you will see there is no need!
*calls the men in white coats again and tries to trick you into taking ‘calm down meds*
Great! Have them help me move stuff! Before the bulls get here!!!!!!!
Please no Bulls. I have admin and Edit rights in this space 😛
You are going to stop the Fast Service Bull Run??? Awwwwwww
The kangaroos being diced and sliced for your belly scared the bulls off!
lmao!
Dude… that aint the Bieb! lol
Who is it? *strongly suspects you are at work and can’t even appreciate the pictures or the music*
[keeps pushing furniture]
*knocks you out like a superhero, with the fry pan I just got from the kitchen *
[dies and dreams of his novel]
*rubbin my forehead*
Yes I dream even while dead.
*Cork Eyed Stare @ you then back way out into space*
Miss Lou – thanks for dropping by my blog, (crawling into comfy sofa by the fire and collapsing ignominiously) I am too tired to chat, or eat or drink… can I just flop here for the day? Got any good music? 🙂 I love your Fast Service Post! When I recover I’ll have a go at the What About You page. 🙂
*jumps up off the couch after falling asleep and passes you a cushion and pops on some Sade* – I hope that is your idea of good music.. lol I had a very interesting adventure getting it to auto play on this page *chuckles*
Aahhhh! That sounds nice – and has woken me up most pleasantly. Let’s party!
Actually, there’s a bit of fun happening at wildersoul3.wordpress.com if you want to join in? 🙂
I’m in the middle of all sorts of things.. though always up for more things to add to my already ridiculously overflowing agenda of Multi Tasks lol
No stress Miss Lou!
I want a side of kangaroo legs! Do we eat Kangaroos?
Yes. Please note I have to contact my local supplier who has been approved by the RSPCA.
*provides drunkard inducing wine while you wait*
Do you really eat kangaroos? lol
Yes. Really.
*races off to get your meal*
I eat my meat raw….
Wait. What? Raw Roo?
Raw Roo is served *places down plate and races off to hurl*
Tasty!
*stares*
Did you even check out the picture of the roo before I had him sliced and diced for the pleasure of your belly?
At work, can’t click on links or I would. 😉
I’ve no doubt you’ll jump in the bath and check out the graphics when you get home!
I wish you the best! Take care.
#WeirdResponses
*stare*
You might even get to see them if you don’t drown your technology beforehand!
lol, you do make me laugh.
I reckon I’ll have me some of them fish tidbits! I didn’t see catfish, but those will do.
*jumps out of bed, dives my feet into my slippers and races into the fast track kitchen* Oh goodness… *hunts for fish tidbits* Uh Oh!!
*deep fries the Camel and Porcupine Tidbits instead and hopes you don’t notice*
*smothers them in ranch sauce and grabs a bottle of …. house wine that you can get drunk on after potential outrage at eating porcupine!*
I like the way they describe the onion rings……
Martinis? Shaken, not stirred please 🙂
Thanks so much for dropping by Lilith! *passes you over a shaken (not stirred) Martini!* I love the menu as well 🙂 I thought I better find something else, as everything I cook is labelled appropriately an X-File by anyone unfortunate enough to eat it!
I was blessed by Mother’s genes for good cooking fortunately :p
And thanks! *sips martini*
Everyone in my extended family are fantabulous cookers, so I usually order in and claim it as my own if they come over for dinner.. lol
I think they know, but are grateful to avoid the ER so say nothing.
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What did you do?! I’m too busy to provide service to the masses!!!
Rock on! I will take the martini without the fruit. =P
Forget it!! *stomps my feet* *grumbles and goes off to find a martini graphic without the fruit*
I’m about to go on strike. Just so you know.
This place is rocking!…
WHAT KIND OF PRICES ARE THOSE! I want to see the manager… my fork is dirty…
Really? *raises eyebrow*
[marches for the manager]
*watches you walking around in circles*
I’m the manager. This is my blog. *waits*
Do we get a foreigners discount?
Dishwasher provided.
Ok, so where is the food?
Food?
Someone said buffet…
Refresh page.
I suppose you wan’t drinks now?
I mean…. since you are offering… I like martinis thanks!